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« Previous EntriesSeason 2 - There Might be Blood - Quotes
Saturday, April 12th, 2008Blair: Ancient. Unimportant. History!
Gossip Girl: Looks like it’s bros before ho’s for little J. Who knew when her loyalty kicked in, Nate would be kicked out?
Chuck: Allow me to introduce myself: I’m Chuck.
Emma: Bass, Oh my God I read about you on Gossip Girl; you’re, you’re like the devil.
Chuck: Finally some truth in [...]
Season 2 - Pret-a-Poor-J - Quotes
Saturday, April 12th, 2008Chuck (kneels down to Blair): Look, I’d rather wait, but maybe in the future…
Blair: I suppose it could be some excruciating pleasure.
(They kiss.)
Blair: I was the one who asked you to say it first.
Chuck: At the White Party? When you were on your way out with a count? Did you really think that I was [...]
Season 2 - New Haven Can Wait - Quotes
Friday, April 11th, 2008Serena: Well I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale because not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.
Blair: Well not everyone can be.
Serena: (to Blair) You’re my best friend, what’s mine is yours.
Blair: Life’s too short, you make it feel so long.
Blair: If there’s one thing [...]
Season 2 - The Ex-Files - Quotes
Thursday, April 10th, 2008Blair: Break ups are easy. It’s having to see them date someone else that’s hard. Why do you think I rub it in Chuck’s face every chance I get?
Serena: A twisted version of foreplay?
Blair: Ignoring you.
Gossip Girl: Sorry lonely boy. Don’t say we didn’t try to warn you. But if Queen S would do this [...]
Season 2 - Never Been Marcused - Quotes
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008Rufus: I’m freaking out. This place is amazing, people might actually come here.
Vanessa: That was the idea.
Rufus: I know but when i talked about converting our storage space into a cafe i was thinking of a folding table and a coffee maker.
Gossip Girl: As summer comes to an end, I’d like to share a few [...]
Season 1 - Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing - Quotes
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008Blair: Oh, you’re not alone G. I’m here now. And I brought some people who really really want to see you. I think you remember your parents.
(Georgina’s parents turn to look at her)
Gossip Girl: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan, Mom and Dad. Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches [...]
Season 1 - All About My Brother - Quotes
Monday, April 7th, 2008Blair: I’ll have Dorota BlackBerry everyone with an itinerary.
Blair: Well you put up a good fight…for a freshman.
Jenny: Thanks.
Blair: Hope you don’t expect to hug.
Jenny: I don’t expect anything anymore.
Jenny: (to Blair about being popular) You asked me before if it was all worth it. My answer is it’s not.
Hazel: It’s kinda hard to party [...]
Season 1 - The Blair Bitch Project - Quotes
Sunday, April 6th, 2008Rufus: Hey, whenever you are done with that “I’d do things differently” look, two things. One, I can’t seem to nail Jenny down on what she wants to do for her actual birthday.
Dan: I’ll get it out of her.
Rufus: Good. And two, what the hell are you still doing here?
Dan: (looks at the clock) Mm! [...]
Season 1 - The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate - Quotes
Sunday, April 6th, 2008Eric: Is there something you wanna tell me?
Serena: Is that so obvious? Yes, actually that hair color is all wrong for you. (Serena’s laughing.)
Eric: That’s funny. (showing Serena his cell) this isn’t.
Serena: I’m not pregnant.
Kati: Aw, cool.
Iz: Congratulations.
Hazel: Celebratory drinks after school?
Serena: Sure, whatever.
(Rufus calls Bex as she’s leaving the gallery)
Bex: (smiling) Hello.
Rufus: I never [...]
Season 1 - Roman Holiday - Quotes
Saturday, April 5th, 2008Gossip Girl: Hear those Silver Bells? It is Christmas time in the city.
Chuck: (via text message) So how did you fake your virginity with N?
Dan: (reading Christmas cards) This one is from the Smiths. ‘Seasons Greetings.’ It’s very original.
Jenny: Their name is Smith, you don’t have to be original.
Rufus: (on the phone) Hey Lil, you [...]
Season 1 - Hi, Society - Quotes
Saturday, April 5th, 2008Blair: Jenny, fix my dress and all is forgiven.
Allison: Hey! I went thrift store shopping. And I found some great stuff! I got you some black vintage pumps. They’re gonna go perfectly with the dress you’re gonna wear at the opening.
Jenny: Mom, the kids I go to school with shop at Saks and Bendel’s. I [...]
Season 1 - Seventeen Candles - Quotes
Friday, April 4th, 2008Alison: (about her leaving) I asked if you were okay with me going away and I’d hoped that if there was a problem you would say something.
Dan: Like what? Your daughter’s a freshman at a school populated by mean girls and date rapists, I think she needs her mom? Or maybe my father is madly [...]
Season 2- O Brother, Where Bart Thou? - Quotes
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Cyrus: I just hope you know how happy I am, not just to be with your mother, but to have you, family! I love you, very, very much.
Blair (cries): I told Chuck I love him.
Cyrus: Really? That’s wonderful.
Blair: No, it’s not. It’s horrible. I thought that if I could finally say it that everything would [...]
Season 1 - The Handmaiden’s Tale - Quotes
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008Chuck: Mysterious financial transactions. Warring parents. Welcome to the Upper East Side.
Rufus: There you are.
Lily: I just needed a moment with what just happened.
Rufus: The kiss?
Lily: Yeah. I mean I feel a little…
Rufus: Nostalgic?
Lily: Nauseous.
Rufus: Right. Ummmm. Ouch.
Lily: No. I… I’m kidding. Kind of. I’m sorry, Rufus. I… I… Maybe I shouldn’t have asked you [...]
Season 2 - The Magnificent Archibalds - Quotes
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008Blair: (Talking to Serena about Aaron) And how do you plan to introduce him? Mom, you DVR ‘Big Love’? This is Aaron and he’s just like Bill Paxton only younger and with scruff.
Gossip Girl: For the rest of the country, Thanksgiving is when families come together to give thanks. But on the Upper East Side [...]
Season 1 - Bad News Blair - Quotes
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008Dan: I don’t know about Serena, Dad. I can’t tell if she’s worth it.
Rufus: What do you mean?
Dan: Well, she’s best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf. Who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon mots tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.
Rufus: (smiles) No one’s that [...]
Season 1 - The Wild brunch - Quotes
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008Gossip Girl: (Voice Over) Well, Serena’s mystery man is a mystery no longer. His name is… oh, who cares. Now that he and S are over, so are his fifteen minutes. But his sister Jenny was spotted with a new dress… gifted from Blair herself. Everyone knows an Eleanor original is the uniform of B’s [...]
Season 2 - Chuck In Real Life - Quotes
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008Blair: Seduce and destroy.
Chuck: What’s in it for me?
Blair: The thrill of the impossible.The only person Vanessa loathes more than me … is you. It will be one for the ages. Maybe you’re not up for it. If memory serves, you’ve had some mechanical problems.
Chuck: I’ll just imagine she’s you.
Blair: That little troll Vanessa’s working [...]
Season 2 - The Serena Also Rises - Quotes
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008Chuck: (to Serena) You’re a born queen… this is your year to rule.
Blair: What do you want?
Serena: I tried to reach you all night. Why haven’t you returned any of my calls?
(Blair speaks sarcastically)
Blair: What is there to say? You’ve only taken over the girls at school and abandoned our oldest tradition to go to [...]
Season 2 - The Dark Night - Quotes
Monday, March 10th, 2008Serena: What are you so afraid of?
Dan: Right now, heatstroke.
Jenny: (to Eleanor) I’m..I’m so sorry. That was completely, completely unprofessional. And I promise it will never happen again from me. I.. I swear.
Eleanor: (to Jenny) I know you wont. Not here at least. I need people around here that I can trust. (pauses a second) [...]
Season 2 - Summer, Kind of Wonderful - Quotes
Sunday, March 9th, 2008(Blair and Serena are sitting by the pool and Blair sees Chuck approaching)
Blair: James is the classiest guy I’ve ever met. He drinks gin martinis and he speaks six languages and he gave me this amazing bvulgari pearl chocker with a gold B clasp on it.
Serena: Wait I thought your dad gave you that? And [...]